Total Medals Earned: 1,631 (From 268 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,460 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/330 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (35/360 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (55/465 points)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/160 points)
Medals Earned: 7/9 (225/375 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Medals Earned: 15/18 (235/385 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Touch a stink bug.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Beat the Frog boss
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
